It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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