Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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