covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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