are you still at the devil's house?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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