Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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