Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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