Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
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