If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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