Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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