Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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