sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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