If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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