Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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