If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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