the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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