There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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