...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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