Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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