Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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