i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
