And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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