Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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