The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I supernannyed him into submission
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