Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Little spoons don't ask big questions
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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