nut hugger
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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