people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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