haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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