i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
