He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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