I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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