I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I have so many feelings about this burrito
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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