There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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