You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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