question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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