if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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