I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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