We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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