Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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