how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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