New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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