I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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