I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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