Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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