did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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