The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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