My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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