If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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