i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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