you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
These tits shall not be calmed
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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