It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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