If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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