I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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