is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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